Emma and Solies: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma and Soliee start dancing happy dances of joy
Blinky: What's with them?
Jumpie: (looking up from the book he's reading. He's been ignoring the commotion around him.) Oh pay no attention.
Emma and Solies: (They join hands and jump around in a circle singing:) Dougie's Going Deep! Dougie's Going Deep!
Jumpie: (to Blinky:) No, you really don't want to know.
Blinky: But I must!
Jumpie: Doug Mirabelli was just reaccquired by the Red Sox. The dancing will probably continue unabated for quite sometime. (Jumpie puts down his book) Wanna get some coffee?
Blinky: Is it safe to leave them like that?
Jumpie: Or we could stay here and watch them.
Blinky: Are those the only choices?
Jumpie: You coming, Lena?
Lena: No, I want to be here when they switch from "Ring around the Dougie" to swingdancing. Also, we have to see the game.
Jumpie: (Whispers to Blinky) Johnny Damon.
Lena: Oh, how I loathe it.
Emma and Solies: (still singing) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me! D 0 U! Mirabelli too! D O U G Doug!
Lena: On second thought. Coffee does sound good.